Top 10 McCord Quotes of CH301

(in chronological order)

1. "So yes. I'm a dick. I'm an asshole. But it's all to better YOUR LEARNING."
2. "ENERGY. It's the shit that blows you up."
3. "FIRE. IS. HOT. IF YOU 55 PERCENTERS ARE ALWAYS GOING TO THE SURFACE OF THE SUN AND TO THE CENTER OF A BLACK HOLE I'M NEVER GOING TO GET ANYWHERE WITH YOU PEOPLE."
4. "Think like a chemist."
5. "The Ideal Gas Law- It just is what it is."
6. "Death. Cool happenin' tunes. Happy dance time. DEATH. There's a difference."
7. "Don't be a smartass with the science."
8. " Well hey, I'm wearing a buckaroo-whatever shirt and my hair's tied back like a Jedi so I can't talk."
9. "GUESS WHAT. The more random shit you dissolve in water, the higher the entropy goes. *gasp*"
10. "Hey you guys wanna see me light myself on fire?"

Between the sarcasm and the music, this was an awesome semester. Up to this point, you're the only person I've met who could make the word "dumbass" feel like a hug. Merry Christmas, see you in CH302!
-Jaclyn Barclay (graduating class of 13 people)